♠ Posted by Emmanuel in Europe at 4/12/2011 12:04:00 AMFriends, you are looking at the image of a stone-cold Internet killer. I almost forgot about this story which just goes to show you how the commodity boom has resulted in all sorts of crazy activity. Due to the free-money policies of the world's largest economies, funding for speculative activities is not hard to find. Where to park these funds? More and more, folks are turning to commodities. It's not a terribly original idea; while the value of fiat money is coming under increased suspicion, a lot of tangible stuff whose worth is intrinsic has become more valuable.
A long time ago, I blogged about the second gold rush in California as every Tom, Dick and Arnie started searching for the ever-dearer precious metal. Recently, we also received news of an even weirder by-product of the commodity craze. In various parts of the UK, those stealing manhole covers for scrap metal have created a major road safety hazard for obvious reasons. So, they've started installing--get this--plastic grates in Manchester.
But this new story takes the cake: an old lady knocked out Internet access in nearly the whole of Georgia (the Eastern European country) and Armenia while scavenging for scrap metal. Apparently, she instead succeeded in cutting the Internet backbone into these countries. Detained by Georgian authorities, she was understandably quite apoplectic:
A 75-year-old woman arrested for single-handedly cutting off the Internet in Georgia and Armenia on Friday tearfully insisted she was innocent and said she had never heard of the web. In a case that has attracted worldwide interest, pensioner Hayastan Shakarian is accused of forcing thousands of people in both countries offline for hours after hacking into a fibre-optic cable while digging for scrap metal.I wouldn't have the heart to jail this poor old woman. Would you? Whenever in doubt, blame the speculators--as I'll do here. If there's something messed up in this world concerning finance, it probably has something to do with (a) Americans and (b) speculators. And of course, American speculators are the worst of the lot...who's the biggest free-money enthusiast of them all, after all?
But Shakarian, a Georgian of Armenian origin, told AFP that she was just a "poor old woman" who was not capable of committing such a crime. "I did not cut this cable. Physically, I could not do it," she said, repeatedly bursting into tears as she spoke. Shakarian, who lives in the poverty-stricken Georgian village of Armazi, around 15 kilometres (10 miles) from the capital Tbilisi, said that she had only been collecting firewood. "I have no idea what the Internet is," she added.
The pensioner has been charged with damaging property and could face up to three years in prison if convicted. "My mother is innocent. She is crying all the time. She is so scared," said her son, Sergo Shakarian. The Georgian interior ministry said that despite her claims to innocence, Shakarian had already confessed to cutting the fibre-optic cable.
The incident on March 28 provoked lengthy debates on global Internet discussion forums after it was widely publicised this week. Around 800 people posted comments about the case on the Engadget technology website, some arguing that the authorities should show leniency because of Shakarian's age and her impoverished situation.
The company that owns the fibre-optic cable, Georgian Railway Telecom, said that the damage was serious, causing 90 percent of private and corporate Internet users in neighbouring Armenia to lose access for nearly 12 hours while also hitting Georgian Internet service providers.
But although Georgian Railway Telecom insists that the 600-kilometre (380-mile) cable has "robust protection", this was not the first time that it has been damaged. Many Georgians' Internet connections were also briefly cut off in 2009 by another scavenger who hacked into the cable while hunting for scrap metal to sell.